The Cynically Tested Channel Blahg: Almost Open for Business

Mood: Cynical
Twitter Status: Trying to figure out what the hell the purpose of Twitter is.

Welcome to the teaser post of The Cynically Tested Channel: The BLOG. Like any new blog we expect this to last a long and healthy blog life span of approximately 6 months or until one of us gets a girlfriend again. Earlier this year we sent out a Questionnaire asking our fans on YouTube, Facebook and Myspace - would you be interested in reading a blog, if we were bored enough to actually create one? And just like most facebook, youtube and myspace bulletins, no one responded. Though if they had- we think it would look just like this made up scenario we have created below.

Q: Dear Cynically Tested Channel why are you blogging after all this time ?
A: None of us have girlfriends and ....

Q: Wait, didn't you have a really crappy blog before?
A: We have no idea what you're talking about and if you bring that up again we will tie you to a chair and make you sit through this until your childhood is ruined.


Q: Will you apologize for making me watch that last clip?
A: Saying sorry is for the weak or for people who get caught on YouTube saying ethnic slurs. We fit into neither of those groups.. yet.

Q: Didn't you use to be called Cynically Tested - what the hell is this "channel" business?

A: In 2008, Wes and Dan expanded their horizons and added two actual professional filmmakers (Vince Kesavamoorthy and Alan So) to give street cred to the Cynically Tested online name. The four have combined to create "Not Like Us Productions" and have produced an online series "Twixters" and a short film premiering soon called "De-Limited". YouTube was so shocked to see something other than just nerdy white kids throwing out 80's references, they immediately gave us a partnership deal and My Space followed suit - thus we are now the pretentious "Cynically Tested Channel".

Q: You mean 80's references like "Grimace"? Seriously, what the hell was with that Grimace video and why did you make me watch it?
A: Nostalgia = Warm, Fuzzy feeling = comedy genius. See: David Hasselhoff or Chuck Norris or just proceed to repress your childhood like we did.

Q: How did you end up being the Millennial guys?
A: We were the only four people who could define the world Millennial.

Q: What can you expect from this blog?
A: This Blog is the cure for boredom for all "haters", cynics and intellectuals, who wish they had the time to search out and find all the interesting/funny/odd news stories/videos but don't because they actually have girlfriends.

Q: You guys seem bitter over that girlfriend thing...
A:


Q: Isn't it somewhat sad to make up a list of questions and answer them yourself?
A: Well that's a loaded question...

The Cynically Tested Channel Blahg: Creating Minimal Buzz since 2008.